Alcoholics Anonymous
Hi. My name is Caragata and I am NOT an alcoholic.Definition of a drunk:
a) Intoxicated with alcoholic liquor to the point of impairment of physical and mental faculties.
b) Caused or influenced by intoxication.
Definition of an alcoholic:
A person who drinks alcoholic substances habitually and to excess or who suffers from alcoholism.
I am none of the above because:
~I am not intoxicated with liquor
~My physical and mental “faculties” are just fine!
~I drink occasionally
~I can hold my liquor
~I have never gotten drunk or even close to getting drunk
~I don’t drink with the intention of getting drunk
~I’m the designated driver (I don’t trust anyone else to drive me home)
~I like the taste of liquor and not the feeling I get from it
5 Comments:
ozvuqqsfahahaaa... you alco!
ozvuqqsfahahaaa
*scratches head*
you sure you're not drinking at work?
That's so Kinsella-ish.
Confessions of an Alcoholic by Caragata.
Lol !
Honestly Cat,that's the first resolution in your support group's charter isn't it ...to live in denial..
=p
the stupid word verification come out in the comments ler.
there's only room for ONE alcoholic in each family :P
so you read kinsella huh? interesting M.E....
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